Funny Senior Quotes

99+ Funny senior quotes

1. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. —Anonymous

2. A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.

3. A+ for effort, C- for execution.

4. All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.

5. Any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough.

6. Attention campers, lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it. —Tony Perkis (Heavyweights)

7. Be so good that they can’t ignore you. —Steve Martin

8. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind.

9. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. —Anonymous

10. Can I please stay another year? – said no one.

11. Dear future self, ‘Always remember who got you where you are today.

12. Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can. —Lowell Thomas

13. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. —Elbert Hubbard

14. Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. —Theodore Roosevelt

15. Dont assume the answer is no before you ask the question.

16. Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened. —Dr. Seuss

17. Dont feel stupid if you dont like what everyone else pretends to love. —Emma Watson

18. Dont follow your dreams, follow me on X at [insert handle].

19. Dont live someone elses dream, find your own.

20. Dont spend all of your time trying to be like someone else because you can never be them and they can never be you. —Raven

21. Dont stop thinking about tomorrow. Itll soon be here.

22. Dont sweat the petty things and dont pet the sweaty things. —George Carlin

23. Dont worry about the world coming to an end today. Its already tomorrow in Australia. —Charles M. Schulz

24. Donuts are always the answer.

25. Dwell in possibility. —Emily Dickinson

26. Enjoy the little things in life … for one day, youll look back and realize they were the big things.

27. Failure is a great teacher and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer. —Oprah Winfrey

28. Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. —Alfred Adler

29. For twins: ‘My senior project was to make a clone. ‘A+

30. Futures dont make themselves, you have to create them.

31. Go the extra mile, it’s never crowded.

32. Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy. —Plankton (Spongebob)

33. Goodbye old boyfriends. Hello new boyfriends!

34. Gotta blast! —Jimmy Neutron

35. Graduation is the first step of the next chapter of your life.

36. Great things are accomplished by talented people who believe they will accomplish them. —Warren G. Bennis

37. Hakuna matata. —The Lion King

38. Hannah Montana said nobodys perfect, but here I am.

39. High School Musical is pretty unrealistic.

40. High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it wasnt easy.

41. I bequeath my locker to my younger brother.

42. I cant think of any better representation of beauty than someone who is unafraid to be herself. —Emma Stone

43. I did meet some of the most insufferable people, but they also met me. —Shane Madej

44. I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban. —Sirius Black

45. I finally learned how to right good.

46. I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyones game: it is called an eraser. —Arnold Palmer

47. I havent even begun to peak. —Dennis Reynolds

48. I know what youre all thinking, ‘How did I pass this guy up?

49. I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can’t do: Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age. —Rick Ford (Spy)

50. I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.

51. I tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it. —Clint Eastwood

52. Im a big believer in accepting yourself and not really worrying about it. —Jennifer Lawrence

53. Im in a glass case of emotion! —Ron Burgundy (Anchorman)

54. Im not a businessman; Im a business, man. —Jay-Z

55. Im not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? —Chandler Bing (Friends)

56. Im not sure what the future holds, but I do know that Im going to be positive and not wake up feeling desperate. —Bill Murray

57. Im way cuter in person.

58. Ive learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good. Thank you for all of the great life lessons.

59. If I die, turn my tweets into a book. —Gina Linetti (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

60. If I still look this good in 10 years, Ill be happy.

61. If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. —Ace Ventura (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

62. If you can do what you do best and be happy, you are further along in life than most people. —Leonardo DiCaprio

63. If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else? —RuPaul

64. If you follow your dreams, you are capable of anything.

65. If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

66. If youre reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.

67. In your life, you’ll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team. I didn’t know it at fifteen. —Fifteen, Taylor Swift

68. Invest in yourself. Become the best you that you can possibly be. —William Scaec

69. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.

70. It’s supposed to be hard. If it were easy, everyone would do it. —Jimmy Dugan (A League of Their Own)

71. Its not hard to keep your ball in the fairway, so long as you’re not picky about which fairway.

72. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if youre gonna graduate.

73. Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. Thats one of my mottos. —Stanley Hudson (The Office)

74. Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. —John Lennon

75. Life’s a garden, dig it! —Joe Dirt

76. Life’s too mysterious to take too serious. —Mary Engelbreit

77. Life’s too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me, and I’ll laugh at you.

78. Long story short, I survived. —Taylor Swift

79. Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. —William Shakespeare

80. May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect. —Chuck Palahniuk

81. Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good. —Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)

82. My stummy hurt. —Playboi Carti

83. No more homework, no more books! No more teachers dirty looks!

84. No, Miranda, your senior quote can’t be ‘Fries before guys.’ —Dad

85. Nothing in life is impossible as long as you take that first step.

86. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible!’ —Audrey Hepburn

87. Oh, the places you’ll go. —Dr. Seuss

88. Onions have layers. —Shrek

89. Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson, on a high. —Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso)

90. See kids? I told you I was good looking in high school.

91. See you all at the 10-year reunion!

92. Seek to understand before you seek to be understood. —Stephen Covey

93. Snap out of it! —Loretta Castorini (Moonstruck)

94. Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn’t it? If you’re comfortable while you’re doing it, you’re probably doing it wrong. —Ted Lasso (Ted Lasso)

95. Thanks Mom and Dad! I couldnt have done it without you!

96. That’s hot. —Paris Hilton

97. The best way to predict the future is to create it. —Peter Drucker

98. The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. —Vidal Sassoon

99. The roof is not my son, but I will raise it. —Anonymous

100. When life gives you lemons, just say ‘f*ck the lemons’ and bail. —Chuck (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)